i am the pink blob

what is the pink blob you ask. well let's see, i have a long pink coat and a pink umbrella (and at one time i also had pink mittens) that are all surprisingly the exact same shade of pink so when you see me walking down the street i look like a pink blob. something needs to be done about this. i need a new umbrella. but not just any umbrella, and most definitely not a boring old black one (although a black umbrella would probably be better than being the pink blob). i need something funky. my theory is that if you have to deal with a rainy gloomy day, the least you can do is have a really great umbrella to cheer you up. right? so that being said, any suggestions where i can find myself a funky umbrella? a funky umbrella, that will match my pink coat, but not make me look like the pink blob.
(hmmm... do you get the impression that i like pink?)