inventions

for any of you who were still questioning if i was crazy, here's confirmation.
i often think up bizarre inventions that i think will assist my current predicament. i have never actually created any of these inventions... but i'm certain that if someone would take my oh so brilliant ideas and make them a reality we'd both be rich. first of all, there was the raspberry picker invention. every summer, while picking basket after basket of raspberries i would declare to my mom that we needed a raspberry picker. some sort of machine that would shake the berries off the bush and collect them in nice neat baskets... the details changed every year as i came up with new and improved ways for it to work. i don't think my mom or sister had the same enthusiasm that i did for my invention. i'm certain that if i hadn't been tangled in a raspberry bush and i could have turn to see their reactions, they both would have been rolling their eyes at me.
today's invention? heated keyboards... my fingers are frozen.